2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile

Sardars Funny SMS

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
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Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: Aisa kab hota he? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade." After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le!"
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
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Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli :-
'Wo Konsi Cheez Hai,,
Jo Tum Roj Dekh Sakte Ho,, Par Laa Nahi Sakte..??
Husband::- Padosan.!!!
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A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving...
Police: How did u kill 20 people..?
Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ke brake fail ho gaya hai.. fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi..Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhr modta..?
Police: Ofcourse, jis taraf 2 admi the..nuksaan kam hota..
Sardar: Exactly...mene bhi yhi socha tha par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekhkr barat me ghus gaye..
Ultimate Hit!!
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Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
. "Vidhwa Aurat....