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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE? - No
That was the deal :)

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!

A man meets his friend and notices that he has started wearing ear rings .
He asks his friend -" since when did you start wearing earrings ??". Friend
-" ever since my wife found them in my car ". :)

" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. You're Great "
" Pee liya Na Chautha Peg.... "


Job at the FBI :

The FBI had an opening for an assassin & after all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; 2 men and 1 woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun & went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Now, it was the woman's turn, She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair...


Law of equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!


Wife comes home late at night
quietly opens the door to her
From under the blanket she sees
legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and
starts hitting the blanket as hard
she can.
Once she's done,she goes to the
kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her
there, reading a magazine.
Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your
parents have come to visit us, so
them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.."

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