Due to fuel price rise, ROADIES will now be using

Due to fuel price rise, ROADIES will now be using horses in the next season instead of bikes,

& the show will be renamed..

GHODIES!!
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Sardar: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Sardar: "and this is called Energy......"
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Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers ??
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So that someone would come in your life.. hold your hand & say...
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"LE CLASSIC MILD PEE"

har baat me emotional hona achhi baat nahi
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THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*
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Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
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Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
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Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
*Blocked*
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Gal puts up her status:w8g 4 CHENNAIEXPRESS
Boy:COOLIE hai kya?
*Blocked*
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Boy-Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy-My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
Blocked Forever
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Kuch tha uske hoto peh magar na jaane kyu sharmati thi.
Ek roz woh hasi toh pata chala.
Pagli TAMBAKU khaati thi...!
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Ghar se bahar wo nakaab main nikli
Saari gali unki firaak mai nikli
Inkaar karti thi wo hamari mohabbat ko
Aur hamaari hi tasveer unki kitaab mai nikli ;);)
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Tu chaand hoti to main sitara ban jaata
Log zameen se dekhkar mjhse jalte
Aur main unn laakhon aam sitaron ki tarah tumhe paane ko tarasta
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