Girl to shopkeeper: Aapke paas koi calculator hai?

Isse bada PJ kaha milega-
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Girl to shopkeeper: Aapke paas koi calculator hai?
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Shopkeeper: Casio.....
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Girl: Mai thik hu, Aap sunaao.. :P ;)

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Sindhi ne Shadi me Damad ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
Damad:Ye Kya?
Sasur:Tamanna thi,Beti ko Shadi me
GHODE,
UNTH,
HATHI, Du
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi

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Ek Maa ki request hai
Plz ye msg itna felao k us k beto tak pahuch jaye.
Beta RAMESH aur SURESH Pitaji ki Patlun
ek Bilaan choti ho Gyi hoto Ghar wapas aa jao... Pitaji vaisehi ghum rahe hain.

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Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai...
Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
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naukri hi deti hai...

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