Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?

Very emotional msg-
Gf- I am pregnant!
Bf- r u sure ki ye mera hi?
Gf (crying)-yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega??????
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Son of Sardar : Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?
Sardar : Of course Beta 500 ka ?
Son : Isi liye hum Sardaro pe joke bante hai... Gujrati hota to Dono utha leta..!
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Shaadi khud ki girl friend se karni chahiye..
Dusaroo ki girl friend se to ghar wale bhi karwa dete hai...

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Tweet from a teenager: last nite
my internet ws nt working ..
so had to spend time with my family ...
they seem to be nice people ...
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Ek sindhi boat se kahi ja raha tha.
Achanak se zor se hawa chali aur uski boat palat gayi.
Usey swimming nahi aati thi.
Woh prarthana karne laga
"Bhagwan, agar mujhe bacha liya toh me garibo me 21 kilo laddu batunga.!"
Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi si leher usey zamin pe le gayi.
Woh khada hua, aur haste hue upar dekh ke bola, "Haha, kaise laddu, kaunse laddu..?"
Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi leher ne usey wapis pani me kheech liya.
sindhi chilla ke bola, "Matlab main puch raha tha besan k ya boondi ke..?"

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