Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha

Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha. Tabhi wahan se ek tourist nikla aur usne ladke se pucha;
Tourist: yeh bhede kitna doodh de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 2 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 2 kilo.

Tourist: yeh uun kitni de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 4 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 4 kilo.

Tourist: sale agar dono barabar doodh deti hain aur barabar unn deti hain to yeh kya safed wali aur kaali wali laga rakha hai??
Ladka: ji wo baat aisi hai ki jo safed wali bhere hain wo mere pitaji ji ki hain..

Tourist: aur kaali wali??
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Ladka: wo bhi pita ji ki hain.....

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Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai...
Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
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naukri hi deti hai...

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Very emotional msg-
Gf- I am pregnant!
Bf- r u sure ki ye mera hi?
Gf (crying)-yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega??????

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Son of Sardar : Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?

Sardar : Of course Beta 500 ka ?

Son : Isi liye hum Sardaro pe joke bante hai... Gujrati hota to Dono utha leta..!

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Amazing lines..

"Ek wo waqt tha jab hum sochte the ki humara bhi waqt ayega,
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or ek ye waqt hai ki hum sochte hain ki wo bhi kya waqt tha"...

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Nice Lines written on the Wall of a Temple...
'Khushiya' toh Chandan ki tarha hoti hain ... Dusre ke Mathe par lagao toh Apni ungaliya bhi MAHAK jati hain

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Kismat kisi ko dusra mauka nahi deti,
Duniya kisi anjane ko panah nahi deti,
Zindagi se itna pyaar mat karna.
Kyu ki maut kabhi riswat nahi leti
Good mornig ...
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A child on a farm sees a plane flying over head'n Dreams of flying..But pilot on the plane sees the farm house'n Dreams of returning home..!!
Thats life.!!

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Kal ek jhalak zindgi ko dekha,
Wo meri raaho me gunguna rahi thi.
Fir dhunda use idhar udhar,
Wo aankh micholi kar muskura rahi thi.
Ek arse baad aaya mujhe karaar.
Wo sehala k mujhe sula rahi thi.
Hum dono kyu khafa he ek dusre se.
Mai use or wo mujhe samjha rahi thi
Mene puch liya,
kyu dard diye kambakht tune?
Wo boli, mai
* Zindagi hu* pagale
Tujhe jeena sikha rahi thi.