Manager- Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai

You can't beat this
Manager- Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai
Santa- Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyon de rahe ho?? Nahi chahiye!!
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This is a killer......
New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?
NURSE : Power Cut !
BABY: NO WATER?
NURSE: Today is friday
BABY : aaycha gho. ..... Parat Dombivli
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Santa 2 girl- "I Love U"
Girl slaps him n says, "Kamine kya bola tu???"
Santa slaps her back n asks, "Saali jab suna nahi to, thappad kyu mara???"
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Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha. Tabhi wahan se ek tourist nikla aur usne ladke se pucha;
Tourist: yeh bhede kitna doodh de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 2 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 2 kilo.

Tourist: yeh uun kitni de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 4 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 4 kilo.
Tourist: sale agar dono barabar doodh deti hain aur barabar unn deti hain to yeh kya safed wali aur kaali wali laga rakha hai??
Ladka: ji wo baat aisi hai ki jo safed wali bhere hain wo mere pitaji ji ki hain..

Tourist: aur kaali wali??
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Ladka: wo bhi pita ji ki hain.....

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