The most embarrassing moment in a luxury car owner's life

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur

Thakur-nai In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu

Yeh jo is waqt msg padh raha hai is ke hath lele

Ye kabhi msg nai krta
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The most embarrassing moment in a luxury car owner's life -
A person buys a JAGUAR XJ, parks it near a luxurious hotel in Chandigarh & the guys standing next to the car staring at the logo say : "O teri bhen nu, PUMA di gaddi vi aa gayi ???"

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1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek talab par nahane ke liye gaya waha kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari bahar aa gayi unme se ek ladki badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!

Badshah apne mahel wapas aaya,lekin badshah ki nazro ke samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa rahi thi,uska mann kisi kaam me nahi lag raha tha,raat hui sari raat badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta raha,subah usne apne sipahiyo ko hukm diya jao pata karo wo ladki kaha rehti hai,sipahiyo ne pata lagaya,

Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha, badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me bulaya. 4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya,badshah ne dubara bulawa bheja,is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo nahi aaya,badshah ko gussa aa gaya aur usne sunar ko giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.

Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,

Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya ki Sunaar ko dhundo.

Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.

Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko dhundne me madat karega use 1kg sona diya jayega.ek hafta guzar gaya,

Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.

Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar ko chupne me madat karega use sooli pe chadaya jayega.aur ek hafta guzar gaya,

Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.

Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar nhi mila

Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja dega fir bhi sunar nahi mila.

Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,

Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne rajya mei dhoonda fir sunar nhi mila.

Badshah mayus ho gaya,ek din badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas gaya lekin waha bhi koi nahi tha,udas hokar jab piche palta to ek gyani baba nazar aaye unhone nadi ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara kiya aur kaha tujhe jiski talash hai wo wahi hai,badshah chaunk kar nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko lekar us talab ke pas gaya,waha wo sapne wala jhopda use nazar aaya,badshah khush ho gaya,aur jab jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,lekin wo ladki badsurat thi aur uska baap chamar tha.

Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,

Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya aur case CBI ko saunp diya,

Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,

Aur aakhir Raja ka,uske siphaiyon ka,dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is message ko padhne me hua... jis ka koi matlab nahi.

Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa hua tha..!!

kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo!

Sunar mil jae to bata dena..!!
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IPL will display following lines next year before every match..
" Iss match ki sabhi ghatnaye kalpanik hain, Inka vastavik jeevanse koi sambandh nahi "
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Jyada khusi insaan ki satka deti





IPL final me dekha nhi kya..


Csk ko 1 ball pe 29 runs ki jarurat
thi..aur rohit sharma field set kr rha tha....
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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…
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Galti se ye sms tumhe send hua.
Pleaze nicche mat dekhana nicche ulta sulta likha hai











ULTA-SULTA

;-);-)
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What Is Success..??

. Brilliant Reply:

. It Is When People Search For You On GOOGLE Instead Of FACEBOOK ;)
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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo

Beti:No mama
mujhe nai peena.

Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi
piyogi to badi kaise hogi?

Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,
phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi
to badi ho jaungi.

Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti,
Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . .

Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..

Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai
ki kab non veg start hoga..
bus karo sudhar jao.. =))

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