Only a Man understands another Man.

Only a Man understands another Man.

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch.

Shopkeeper- Sir wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaau??

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Dad watching FTV, son came.

Dad diplomaticaly said: Garib ladkiyan hain, kapde ke liye bhi paise nahi hain!

Son: Isse bhi garib chahiye to CD hai mere paas..... :D

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AweSome One.. Must Read

Senior Manager Working In An MNC,
As Usual After LUNCH Goes To The Cafeteria For Coffee

He Relaxes In Canteen.
He Sees A Canteen Boy Cleaning Tables There

To Kill Time He Decides To Have FUN With Him

He Calls Him

Senior Manager -
( Asks CANTEEN BOY ) :- How Much Do U Earn?

Canteen Boy Smiles

Senior Manager - What R Your Future Plans?

Canteen Boy Keeps Quiet

Senior Manager - Where Do U C YourSelf 10 Years Down The Line?

Canteen Boy Gives A Cold Stare

Senior Manager - Jab Mai Bangalore AAya Tha Mere Paas Bhi Kuchh Bhi Nahi Tha AAj Mere Paas Kya Nahi Hai

NAAM Hai
SHOHRAT Hai
PAISA Hai
IZZAT Hai

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Don't Think That He Answered Like SHASHI KAPOOR Of DEEWAR Ki 'Mere Paas MAA Hai'

CANTEEN BOY : SAAB, Mere Paas Bahut KAAM Hai

Jo Tumare Paas nahi

Senior Manager Leaves The CAFETERIA Silently

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MAN's Depression

Business Slow Chal raha hai
Payment nahin aa rahi
Credit card ka bill pay krna hai
Family ki demands poori krni hai

WOMAN's Depression

Profile Pic change kiye 15 min ho gye abhi tak ek bhi likqe ya comment nhi aaya hai :( pata nhi sabko recent Updates mein dikh raha hai ki nahi
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Ultimate observation!!!

Deodorant effect works only on those guys whose personality matches with those shown in their ads!!!!

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Boy : Hello, Pammi darling... kaisi ho
Girl : Who's this
Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi, 'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!
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Once all arrests are done by the Mumbai & Delhi Police; they can start tournaments with teams

Arthur Road Indians
vs.
Tihar Daredevils =))

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Funny but true fact.. . .

Relationship between lovers in today’s age:-

You can touch each other

But .






You cannot touch each other’s mobile!!

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Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna
Agr dhund liya to ham shopping chalenge.
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi.
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Apke SMS ke bin dil bore ho raha hai
Tumse baat karne ka mann ho raha hai
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Jiske SMS k intezaar main bethe hai wo aab tak bartan dho raha hai
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Hubby : Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Hubby: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se