Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.

Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.
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Santa ek botle leke chemist ke shop pe gaya..

aur usme se ek chamach chemist ko pila ke pucha: meetha hai kya?

Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai ye.

Santa: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar URINE Test karwa kar pata karo ki URINE me sugar hai ke nahi.

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- 1 din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50
Par INDIA main1 ghante main machine chori ho gayee
East or west INDIA is the best!!!

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Hu mai doctor jaha,
Meri wife hai nurse waha.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai.

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Telebrands :-
pehle mai bahut dukhi rehta tha..
Sara din rota rehta tha..
Mujhse koi kaam nai ho pata tha..
Gharwalo k taane sun k ro deta tha..
Ek buk padhne me mahino lag jate the

Phir mujhe is course k bare me pata chala: "Engineering"..

Ab mai apni sari neend 2-3 ghante me hi poori kar leta hu..
Ab sari galiyan aur taane hass hassk sun leta hu..
Ab mai dukh sukh se upar uth chuka hu..
Nark-swarg yahi hai ye samajh chuka hu..
Ab books ek raat me padhke khatam kar leta hu
Ab mujhe dushmano se bhi pyar hogya hai..
Wakai kamaal ka course hai ye

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In an appraisal discussion...

Manager: this is your revised salary, keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

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3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.

Sardar bina ruke chillate hue bola - Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tu kaha baithega???

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When a man says sorry when he is wrong, he is considered as SINGLE!!!!

When a man says sorry when he is not wrong, he is considered as MARRIED!!!

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Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!