Boyfriend message to girlfriend - Joke Time

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, "Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.....

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Boy: kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha......
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lagta hai ab hamaari shaadi nahi ho skti....
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girl: kyu? papa se mile the kya??
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Boy: nahi, tumhari chhoti behan se mila tha..

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante...

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Duniya ke 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam
1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit Karna..!
2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeb Mein shift karna!
Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Teacher" Kehte Hain,
Jo Doosre Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Business Man" Kehte hain
Aur Jo Dono Mein Kamyab
Hoti Hai Usey...
"WIFE" Kehte Hain....

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2 Girls face to face:
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1st girl: hi sweetheart
2nd girl : hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs


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1st girl: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd girl: she is kamini number 1..
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hai be..
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ??
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And when they talk on their backs
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1st: mast banda hai yaar
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2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai...

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Ek patient dusre se bola:
Ye doctor paper me aisa kya likh k deta h
jo sirf medical store walo ko hi smjh aata h ?
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2nd patient:
wo likh k deta h
"maine loot liya h ab tu b loot le"

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Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya..
Socha maine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya..
Bathroom mein kardi maine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting..
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chhaya..
Kya bataun paper tha physics aur main chemistry le aaya..

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Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi…

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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

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What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ans: "Guidance.."!

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CutIe cUtIe :
Boy frnd msg to his Girl frnd !!!
Baby Sorry To Disturb You
Can You Send Me Your Photo
Its Urgent Serious Matter!!
girl:why?

boy: We Are Playing Cards And I've Lost My Queen! Share if you thought of he would say Joker?

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