Girl to doctor while check up

Funny Family Picture Son: iPhone
Daughter: iPod
Mother: iPad
Father: iPaid :(

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girl to doctor while check up )
girl : Dr. please aap mere b.f ko andar bula
dijiye doctor : trust me ! me aik sharif aadmi hu .
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girl : aisi baat nhi hai wo kya hai na apki nurse bahar hai . . . . . . .or mujhe us haramkhor pe bilkul bi bharosa nhi hai...

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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega

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Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Man in a bar: 1 large vodka price?
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Bar man: only Rs 5 sir
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Man: What only Rs 5? Can I have 1 plate of chicken also?
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Bar man: Sure! Rs 7 sir
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Man: Wow that's really cheap. Can i Meet the owner?
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Bar man: He is busy with my girlfriend.
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Man: What he is doing with your girlfriend?
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Bar man : The same thing I am doing to his business....
jo samjh gya thoko like

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After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said:
ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling she asked:
What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!

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