Jokes of the Day

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega

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Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa ,
uska baap ,
uski behan aur
uska bhai ..

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Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..

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Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
Helpdesk: double click on "my computer".
Lady: i can't see your computer...
Helpdesk: No... click on "my computer" on your computer.
Lady: How da hell can i click on ur computer from my computer??
Helpdesk loudly: there is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer. double click on it...
Lady: wat da hell is ur computer doin on my computer ?!!!

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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))

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Biwi (Gusse Me): Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Husband wife me ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pe, ”Khane me kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb: Main der se aunga, tum khakar so jana..

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta

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