Time to Laugh

Ek ladki bahot masoom thi...
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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho..
Joke to uper tha...
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Ladki aur masoom…

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Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Santa: Add 10 and 5 on the calculater and tell me the result.
Banta: Oye calculater main 10 nahi hai

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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said ""Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

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“So Grandpa” asked Dave at his engagement party “your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success?”

“Well” said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar “it all started on the way home from our wedding, we hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your Grandma say in a low voice “that’s strike one.” A bit later the horse stopped again “that’s strike two” she said. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head.

I was in shock! “What in the world was that all about?” I had protested at the time. “That’s strike one!” she said back to me. ”And that is what I owe our marital success to.”

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Boy :"Mein tumse bahat pyar krta hu
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Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar
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Boy :"Q ?
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Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi
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Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs tu pat ja . .

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

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Super Insult-
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Maths Teacher: Jab Mai Tumhare Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the.
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Student: Aji Kismat Achi Thi Aapki Jo Aapko Acha Teacher Mil Gaya...
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan

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