Jokes Time

Brilliant Interview
Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals arethere except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by thebrick fallenfrm the airoplane. You may leave now

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3 easy steps to make money!
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1. Convert your rupees to $
2. Vote for congress & wait for 5 years
3. Reconvert to rupees
Your money is doubled.

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Similarity Between GANDHI
SALMAN &
MALLIKA?
Teeno Ne Kapdo Ka Tyag Kiya Tha.
Ek Ne DESH Ke Liye,
Dusre Ne AISH Ke Liye,
Tisri Ne CASH Ke Liye

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Ladki: Chand kaha hai..??
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Ladka (Romantically) Ek upar Aasmaan mein hai aur ek mere samne...
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After Marriage:
Ladki: AG Chand kaha hai..??
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Ladka (Gusse me) :""Wo Kya Aasmaan Me Tera Baap CFL lekar Khada hai

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Husband- Sunti Ho, Meri Maa Aayi Hai.

Wife- Ye Bhi Na Jab Dekho Yahin Aa Jaati Hai Ab Kya Kaam Hai?

Husband- Are 2kg Pyaaj Bhi Layi Hai.

Wife- Aap Bhi Na...
Pehle Nahi Bolna Tha Maa Aayi Hain. Kabhi Kabhi To Pyaar Aur Ashirwaad Naseeb Hota Hai Badon Ka.

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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: ""Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do""..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: ""Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"" :-P

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Girl-mere B''day Pr Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy-ok.
On The B''day
Boy- Ur Gift!
Girl-how Sweet Isme Kya H?
Boy-petrol Me Tale Hue PYAAZ Ke Pakode.

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2 Snakes on FB chat:
Snake1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
Snake1: fusss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss
Snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

Snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

Snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow……
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aya hai. . . .

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Before Marrage......
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Jeene Laga Hun,
Pehle Zyaada...
Pehle Zyaada,
Tumpe Marne Laga Hun...
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After Marrage....
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Peene Laga Hun,
Pehle Zyaada..
Pehle Zyaada ,
Tumse Darne Laga Hun..

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7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai..

1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage
OR
7. Toilet Mai Pani.

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