Best Funny Jokes of the Day

Shadi 1 Aisa Din H Jab Ladka STAGE Par Apni Dulhan K sath Baithe huye

Dusri Ladkiyon Ko Dekh

kar Sochta H

"Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gai thi."

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Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next
Morning a Friend Asked Onion
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'How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night?
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Onion Said 'Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi

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What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck?
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

But at the same time Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

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Where were you born?
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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Rajnikant VS SRK
SRK: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
SRK: Obama knows u..? Gv
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Rajni & SRK go for Obama's house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll take obama on balcony nd show u.
SRK: ok.
Rajni comes wth Obama nd show SRK 4rm balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya toh dkha, SRK behosh ho gaye, hosh me aya toh Rajni ne reason pu6a..
SRK: Ek american bhikhari aya tha,.. he asked me : 'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH ON BALCONY...?'

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18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl :
AwwwwwwwSo sweet... yes yes, i will...
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me danth nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho.

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Fact about Girls
Girls Fact.....
They can.. Gossip about someone for Hours..............................
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Chhodo, Hame Kya !

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Story Of All Boys:-
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Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karte Hai...
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Utni Baar Hi Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai..
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Wo Bhi..
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"Sachcha Wala"

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Latest Research On Girls
Latest Research -
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Dog - Bowwww Bowwww
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Cat - Meowww Meowww
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Crow - kawww kawww
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Girls - Awwww Awwwww

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*Girl on my fb updates*

"Going to see Raanjhana with my Raanjhana"
So i commented "With whom did your bf watch Ek Thi Daayan then?"
*Gets blocked*

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