Famous funny jokes of the day

Girl A.T.M Pe Pappu Se
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Girl :- Bhaiya Mujhe Apna Balance Check Karna Hai.....
Aap Meri Help Kar Do....
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Pappu Use Ek Jor Ki Laat Marta Hai Aur Ladki Gir Jaati Hai
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Pappu :- Tera Balance To Bahut Kharab Hai Pagali

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ArZ kiya h..
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MAA k aanchal me sone ka sukh agli generation nai le payegi...

Wah Wah...

Ma k aanchal me sone ka sukh agli generatioN nai le payegi
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Kyuki...
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JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi! .

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Daku Bank Lutne Gaye..
Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia
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Kaise?
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Bank Manager Santa Tha,
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Bola:
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U,
Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim

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Laughter is the Best Medicine
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but if you are laughing without any reason; ''you need medicine..''

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab..!

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Boy- I luv u..!
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Girl- I m engaged wid someone n i hv a boyfrnd &i also have 2 serious afairs.. .
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Boy(after long thinking)
DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO

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A guy calls an unknown number…

Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..

After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me “Gareeb Parivar” pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya..

Essay me usne Likha:

Ek Gareeb Parivar tha,

Pita Gareeb, Maa Gareeb, Bachche Gareeb.

Parivar me 4 Naukar the, wo bhi Gareeb..

Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..

Unka Gareeb Driver Bachon ko Tooti
Car me School Chhod Ke Aata tha..

Bachon K paas Purane Samsung S3 Mobile the..

Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..

Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C.. the..

Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha….!!

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pappu : mujhe phone pe dhamkiya mil rhe hai

police :kon dhamkiya de rha hai tumhe ?
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pappu : telephone wale bolte hai ke agar bill nhi jama karoge to kaat dege

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