Best Time Pass Jokes of the Day

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hai.

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Santa makes call 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini..

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Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi.
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Boli lagi.
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15 lakh.
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20 lakh.
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40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai?
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Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai.
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Husband: O Terri... 1 crore..!!!

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If facebook existed in the times of ramayana...
Ram uploads status-""Going on long vacation babe n bro....""
kekai likes this!
Comments:-
bharat-have fun bro....
sita-yipee!!!wen raavan abducts sita,
Ram uploads status-""Raavan u r soo bloody screwed!""
sita likes this.
comments: Raavan-bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro...!
Raavan- screwed off monkey....
soon,Ram writes on sita's wall- ""Don't worry babe,m
coming soon...Love u honey...Mmmuuuaaahh""
Laxman,Sita n Haunman likes this!
Sita's status upload-""Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!""
Haunman likes this!
comments:- Haunman -Any 1 worth me??
Sita- No haunman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan-shut up! Don't say anything abt my country's
lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LoL...!

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LIFE changes frm Clasroom 2 office
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Books 2 files
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Jeans 2 formal
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Pocketmoney 2 salary
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Grlfrnd 2 wife
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Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte Kamine k kamine rhte hai..

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MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye.
DOCTOR- Shaadi Kar Lo.
MAREEZ- Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi?
DOCTOR- Nahi, par do faayde hain...
1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi
2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi....

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Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..

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Jalebi ko Female Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti par hoti bhut SWEET hai

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