Funny SMS of the day

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

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Little boy : Rajini uncle,

what's your most memorable moment while studying in school ?

Rajinikanth : While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh,
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while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class.
And now it's history..!!

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The reason why I hate C.I.D :
Lady:Rahul mera bhai tha
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Daya- ".. Kya Rahul Tumhara bhai tha ??!!
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Lady:Haan sir Rahul sach me mera bhai tha!!!
Abhijeet:Rahul sach me Tumhara bhai tha ??
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Lady:Haan sir!!
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A.C.P-Iska matlab tum Rahul ki behen ho

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"Upvas" in new style:"Livng 1 day widout..
Mobile
Facebook
Electrcity
Internet
TV
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Ye upvas kar k dekho,
GOD dharti par Aake kahenge
"Bas kar Pagale.. Ab rulayga kya"..:p:D

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. .
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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Banta to Santa..;))
Banta:"Yaar Santa Maan lo aap bus me safar kar rahe ho..
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Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai..
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Itteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha hai..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smartly trick se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hai Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gaana to aapne Head phone par Chalya tha...

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An Engineer Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman & Became free..
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..

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Stupid Friends xD
WHEN I JOKE
they take it seriously...
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And
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WHEN IM SERIOUS
Hans Hans k Feelings ki Dhajjiya
uda dete hai saale xP xD

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Beta: Papa Meri Teacher Kitni Pyari He Na.
Baap: Beta Teacher MAA K Barabar Hoti He
Beta: Aap To Hmesha Apni He setting k Chakar Me Rehna!

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Must Watch : [K.K]
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India is nation and Dadar is station,
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wah wah
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India is nation and& dadar is station,
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.Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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