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Santa under wear Lene Gaya..
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Dukandar Ne Us ko 500 Rs. ka underwear dikhaya...
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Rate sunkar Santa Bola:"YAAR ROZ PAHNNE WALA DEDE...
PARTY WEAR NAHI CHAHIYE...

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pappu smundar mn doob rha tha....
or bhagvan se pray kr rha ta ki - hey bhagvan mjhe bachale mn garibo ko biryani khilaunga..:))
tabhi ek jor dar lehar aati h or pappu ko kinare p phek deti h.....
pappu khhusi se khda hota h or upar dekh k khta h kon si biryani...?
or jane lgta h....
tabhi ek or lehar aati h or pappu ko vapas smundar mn bha le jati h....
pappu- are kya....mera mtlb ta ki veg biryani or mutton biryani..

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Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya.
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per
lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya. "
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Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya
"main to aaya hi nahin tha."

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar AmbulanceAa Gayi.
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Santa : Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
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Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai?
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Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
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Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!!

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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
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Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabise apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”
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Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
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Dukandaar: Hai,
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Santa: Accha wala?
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Dukndar: Ha
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Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
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Dukndr: Ha
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Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

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