Trending Jokes of the day

Policeman:"Sab kuch bata do varna chaddi utar k marunga..
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Santa:"Sir, Galti maine ki hai, to Aap kyon apni chaddi utaroge.. ??

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Boy jab fail ho jaye mom 3 words kehti hai: AUR JAA GHUMNE....
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai: SHARM NAHI AATI.........
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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Abe Tu Bhi..

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RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ??
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to...??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to...??
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Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun...?? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ??
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Pappu:- Jee nahi, wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'
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Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
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Police: Naam Bol
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. Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"

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Samajhdaar Santa..

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

SANTA: teek hai doctor (ek hafte ke baad)
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Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya........?
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SANTA: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi...?

SANTA: wo kya hai doctor sahab us bottle me likhaa thaa ke,

bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..... :-P:-

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Classic Insult !!
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Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class..
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Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
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His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai

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Talented Question:"Agar Apki Shadi Judwa
Behno Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Aap
Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge.. ??
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Best Answer:"Mai Q Pehchanu..??

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Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya .
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?

vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi: "haan"

aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? .
Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR....

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Baccha:"Papa Good News Hai..
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Papa:"Kya.. ??
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Baccha:"Aapko yaad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai.. Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge..
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Papa:"Haan..
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Baccha:"Aapke 5000 bach gaye... Papa Shock -baccha Rock...

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Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya.
New age student: tameez se baat kar sale,customer se koi aise baat karta hai kya?:-P

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