Laughing Time

1. Tota Duniya Ki Har Zaban Bol Sakta Hai..
2. Oont 15 Din Tak Bager Kuch Khaye Safar Kr Sakta Hai..
3. Dog Dunya Ka Sb Se Ziyada Wafadar Janwar Hai.
Agey Na Parho.
Mat Parho Agey Kuch Nahi
Na Parho.
4.Gadha Jis Kam Se Mna Karo Wohi Krta Hai.

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Maastrni ne kah .....ak"AGAR MAI
BILL GATES HOTA ....'"pr essay likho
saare studnts likhn laagye....pr pappu chup chap baitha tha
Mastrni :: Tu kyu na likh rhya ..
Pappu :: Madam ji mai apne
seceretry ka intzaar kr raha hun .
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Height of OLX
A married women apni mom ko call krit hai
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. women : mom, kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom - Koi baat nahi, Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
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women - Wo to thik h mom, par ab laash Ka kya Karu ? .
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Mom - OLX pe bech de. . .
(YAHAN SAB KUCH BIKTA HAI)

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A man was walking in rain

A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?

Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :D

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