Great Jokes of the Day

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.

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Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

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Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

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Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.

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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with
Cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan


Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

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It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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SlideShow begins.

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Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

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