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Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

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India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

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A true friendship quote:
If i come to know that,
I wud DIE soon,
I’ll hide it from u till i DIE.
Bcoz u IDIOTS will ask FareWell party 4 that also!

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2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister.

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1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aurv 1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

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If people drink alcohol it means they are alcoholic..
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I drink fanta it means i am fantastic..???

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Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

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Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

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