Laughing Time

Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?

Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.

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Girl: Aaj se hmara rishta khatm hum ek-dusre ko sare gift waaps karte hai.
Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte hai.
Girl: Jaanu ab mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya. :D

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Bhikhari: Koi puch raha tha meri kamai ke bare mein lekin main chup raha.
Dusara Bikhari: Kyo?
Pehla: Muje shak tha ki wo income tax wala hai. :D

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1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li
Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya.

2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya,
ye to petrol se chalti hai!

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Attitude Rockz:
Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht
dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya hai

Beta: To kya hua maa
wo sota bhi to mujse pehle hai..
*GOOD MORNING*

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Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

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Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

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Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!

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Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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