Best SMS of the Day

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

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Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

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Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.

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Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

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Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai,
magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai,

Abe o gadhe

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai.

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The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later.

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

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The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose!

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Real Richness is When

You Are So,

E X P E N S I V E

That

No 0ne Can Buy Your,

C H A R A C T E R.

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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

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