Ranjnikant SMS

Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali.

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Once a TATA Company’s 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Met With An Accident Against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then..
its called as
TATA NANO.

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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..

Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.

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Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat’s tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!

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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

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Hyderabadi Msg
Mom: Kaiku rora re?
Son: Teacher maari merku
Mom: Kaiku maari chudel ne
Son:Mai usku MURGI bola
Mon: Kaiku
Son: Kaiku boleto, har exam mein ANDA deri merku.

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’

Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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A ghost went for haircut.
Barber said: Baad mein aao, busy hu!
Ghost said something and barber fainted.
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“Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga”

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Golu library ja kar pucta he
suicide karne ke tarike

ki book he

librarian usse ghurke puchhta hai-

wapis karne kon ayega ?
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Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

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