Do you know why orange juice is so smart?

Where does a snowman keep his money?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIn a snow bank.

 

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIncorrectly.

 

Ripped from my mother's womb, beaten and burned, I become a blood thirsty killer. What am I?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIron ore.

 

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIs it mine?

 

There is a six letter word of which la is the middle, is the beginning, and the ending. What is the word?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIsland.

 

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIt can have a hole in it.

 

Do you know why orange juice is so smart?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIt concentrates.

 

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIt gets wet.

 

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIt let out a little wine.

 

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIt makes a splash.