At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?

Thirty white horses stand on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. What are they?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTeeth.

 

Which is the book that was once owned only by the elite class, but now all have it? One cannot buy or get it from the library or any bookstore.
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTelephone book.

 

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTell her a joke on Wednesday.

 

How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTell her she is pregnant.

 

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe $9 paid by each guest accounts for the $2 that went to the bellhop. So rather than adding $27 to the $2 kept by the bellhop, the $27 accounts for the bellhops money. The $27 plus the $3 kept by the guests does add up to $30.

 

A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe airplane was on the runway.

 

Why did the alien want to leave the party? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe atmosphere wasn't right.

 

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All the sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole.

 

At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe bell was a signal that the was too deep to swim.The woman was deaf and does not hear the bell.She enters the water to swim and she drowns.

 

A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Someone else had to be there to rewind the tape.