How are prisoners and astronauts alike?

How much dirt is in a hole 6 feet deep and 4 feet wide? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThere is no dirt in a hole.

 

If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThere is no smoke, it's an electric train.

 

There was once three trees. The first tree did whatever the third tree did, and the third tree did what ever the second one does. What happens if tree number two gets cut down?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey all get cut down.

 

Four cars come to a four way stop all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other but all four cars go. How is this possible?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey all made right-hand turns.

 

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey all turned right.

 

How are prisoners and astronauts alike?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey are both interested in outerspace.

 

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey are female boxers.

 

Does a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks weigh more?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey both weigh a ton.

 

Do you know what is wrong with political jokes? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey get elected.

 

What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThey had a class trip.