Whatsapp Jokes

You will Laugh -

Five facts about You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.



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Sita ji k vanvaas ������jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.

Sita ji k vanvaas�� jane mein bahut badi seekh ����hai.

Ghar me 3-3 saas���� ho to jungle hi theek hai .

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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

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A gud notice at wall of a TEMPLE:-

"Dont leave ur Mobile/Wallet/Handbag/Gf/Bf alone..
Others may think it is an answr to their prayers…!!";-)

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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...��



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Classic insult..

. . Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..


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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani  Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customefr gusse mein  bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

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