Huste Raho

"Nobody in the world can stop u from falling in love....
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But...???
2 Powerful weapons can do that..
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Mummy's Chappal
Daddy's Belt"


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"Usne Kaha
Mere IshQ Me
Fana Ho Ja...
Maine Kaha
Mere PaaS Time
Nahi Chal Dafa Ho Jaa ! "

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"Girl to Kapil - tum bohot beSharam hO..
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Kapil - main to bacHpan sE aisa hi hun, infact main to paida b nanga hi hua tHa.."


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Wife-Husband Mein Kisi Baat Pe
Jhagda Ho Gaya To Dono Ne Maun Vrat
Rakhne Ka Socha Na Baat Hogi Na
Jhagda
Next Day Wife Ne Husband Ko Apne
Boobs Hila Ke Dikhaye.
To Husband Ne Apna USTAAD Bahar
Nikal Ke Dikha Diya.
Wife Ne Ye Dekha Aur Guuse Se Boli
“Arey Main Puchh Rahi Hun Ki Doodh
Wala Kab Aayega?”
Husband: “To Maine Bhi Ta Kaha Ki Ek
Ghante Mein.”

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Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.
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Dad :- why did god give u 2 legs ?
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Boy :- one to change gear & other to apply break.”!
"Youngster rock.
"Parents shock..


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Arz kiya hai……
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Aaj Kahne Ko Kuchh Nahi Hai, Isliye Apna Mooh Seal Karta Hu, .
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jara gaur farmana .
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Aaj Kahne Ko Kuchh Nahi Hai, Isliye Apna Mooh Seal Karta Hu,








Agar Kaafi Der Tak Kuchh Na Kahun To,
Manmohan Sa feel Karta Hu!!


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Judge : tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke , daraa ke , dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai .
Mulzim : judge sahab aisa hai ki ....
Judge : safaai nai ; tarika batao tarika!!!!


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Why I Hate C.I.D :@
"An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
... ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho
Agree??


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Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Larka = Cement
Larki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.


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