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Engineering Student Sitting with His Girlfriend in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love youuuu"
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Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer talking ?




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Student:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up"

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Bf- Jaanu kya kar rahi ho..??

. Gf- Subah se thoda sir dard kar raha tha...ab sone jaa rahi hu..... Aur darling tum kya kar rahe ho.....?



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Bf- Theater me tumhare piche popcorn kha raha hu......

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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
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Bacha:- mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
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Ladki:- Le yaar tu bhi karle,
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. Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
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Baccha pareshan ho kar. duniyadaari ki maa ki aankh jo baat galt h vo galt h mai to bataunga....

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Boy- I luv u..!

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Girl- I m engaged wid someone n i hv a boyfrnd
& i also have 2 serious afairs..
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Boy(after long thinking)
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"DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO JAYE To..

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Every Love Story Sister Supports Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister
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You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love Is
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And
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Brother Knows What Boys Are !


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Boy:- -hum 45 bhai behen hain..
girl:- kya???..!!
tumhare ghar population check karne wale nahi aaye the?
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BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.


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