Funny Jokes

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Joke Of the Year.
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;)) Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar karogi.
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Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss karogi.
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya.
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua karne lagi.
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi" .
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola Pappu:" Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga.
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Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.


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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya.
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Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? .
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- .
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Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai.
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Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .
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How many Likes for this girl ?