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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali thi ki.
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1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao.
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wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne pahley kabi nhi li kisi se.
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phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to ladki ne kaha:" .
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Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai ladki ban kar ghumu .
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Mera naam Bablu hai.
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Ladka Behosh.
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, bablu madhosh -

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Teacher- Baccho, 1 Aisa Sentence Banao Jish Me Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Aur English Ka Sahi Prayog Hua Ho.
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Student- ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY.
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Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? .
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Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai.
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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu .
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Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? .
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .
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yOu Shut up

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .
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Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai

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1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.
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Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he.
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Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa rahe hai