First Class Jokes

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Bapu was filling a slam book He did not know d meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and saw that somebody had written cancer .
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Bapu wrote:- .
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KABAJIYAT!�

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Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai? Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, Lag jaay to wo hansti hai, Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.


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Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible.
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BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.
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Banta - Gajni mai amir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi? .
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Santa : jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 mint k baad bhul jata tha ki gym gya tha aur phir waps gym chala jata tha.
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Aise karte karte body ban gayi.
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Who was the 1st Indian cricketer to Become captain in his 1st match, score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat England?.
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Socho.
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Nai pata?.
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Mai batau??.
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN