"Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : 'Sahan Shakti

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Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.
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TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti.


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Kaccha papad Pakka papad To koi bhi bol leta hai.
Ab ye try karo.
Ye line fast bolke dikhao to jane.
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""A good cook could cook good"" gudgudgud kar ke Haso mat bolo bolo try it.


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A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnn.
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" �� HUSBND: What was that for? �� WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.
�� HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
�� WIFE: Sorry! �� Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnn.
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" �� HUSBND: why did u hit me again? �� WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone��

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