Girls will be girls!!!

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Girls will be girls!!! Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf:- Gf: Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you'll find a lift on ur right, hit 9 with ur ELBOW.
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get out of the lift, u'll find my flat on left.
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hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I'll get to the door 4u.
Bf: Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows? Gf: "OMG! Are you coming empty handed ???"  Bf: :s (speechless)

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5 most undefined things of Girls: 1) "Tum na bahut wo ho" (now what the hell is 'wo') 2) "Mjhe tumse ye umeed nhi thi.
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" (No one will ever know what was their 'Umeed') 3) "Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe" (They will themself change u as time passes and then throw this dialog) 4) "Sach batana, mai kaisi lag rahi hoon" (Do they really mean 'sach batana'?) 5) "I am very selfish na.
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NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES : if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ? my job is over .
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narayan narayan

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Raat Ke 3 Baje Santa Ke Number Par Phone Aaya: Hello Yaha Sony Mehfooz Rehti Hai Kya? Bittoo : Kutte Itni Raat Ko Sony Mere Paas Hoti To Mehfooz Rehti Kya?=))

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She texted me: "your adorable.
" I replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable.
" Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her bad grammar