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A girl instantly becomes 500% less attractive the moment you realize that she has a boyfriend

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When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English

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Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata… .
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Wo Ye Hai Ki.
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.


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Arz kia hai.
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ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai.
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Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai.
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Apni profile pic mai akeli.
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Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai

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She: "Did You Watch # Highway ?"
He: "Yeah"

She: "How Is It?"
He: "NH 1 Is Best, NH 7 Is Oki, SH 14 Needs
Repairs, NH 39 Is Awesome During Rain!" "What You Asked About National & State Highways, Right Na!"

*Blocked Forever*

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Difference between Husband Wife's chat on FB & Whatsapp.
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On "WhatsApp":
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Husband: pata nahi dimag mat khao.
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On "FB wall":
------------- Wife: Dear when will u be back.
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you are the best Husband in the world.
Aww i miss you so much.
Come back soon.
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Husband: Thanks for being there always.
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So lucky to have a wonderful Wife like you…

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Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha dekha.
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Awsme answer by Pappu: Teacher ji, jab car me ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain

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Aurate 3 prakaar ki hoti hain.
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Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte.
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Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti.
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& Tisari.
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jiske saath aap rehate ho

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