Jokes that are trending now

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Boy: Marry me smile.
png Girl: Are you mad? grin.
png Boy: Is that a criteria?

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Aisi kaunsi cheez hai jise jitna bhi kha lo, hazma kharab nahin hota? .
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A software engineer was smoking.
A lady standing nearby said to him can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health.
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He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

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2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki.
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd.
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi Kudegi.
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From that day onwards people started saying LADIES FIRST.
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Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-.
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Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de.
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Andha hoon.
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola : "De de.
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Wakai andha ha.
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I thought of making Anupam Kher joke, but kher jaane do.


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When someone stands behind you when you're on computer, - Open up Google.
- Type: "How to kill the person standing behind me?

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Hum log time pass karte rahe aur .
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woh hamare time ke badle $19 billion bana gaya !!

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A Survey in Europe 50% Teenagers live with their parents .
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Rest 50% Teen Agers .
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are already PARENTS!!!

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