Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya, usne English mein baat karne ki sochi aur bola

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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya, usne English mein baat karne ki sochi aur bola: English chalegi na? .
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Ladki sharmate hue: soda,namkeen aur leg piece sath me ho to DESI bhi chalegi.
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If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo' #

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If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.
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I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
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Because, Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.


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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain Sochoo KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.


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now Don't kill me for this joke.
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One day Om came late to office.
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All started shouting.
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Omlette aaya.
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Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali.
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!! Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya? Aadmi- sirf GF ka naam.
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!! bhagwan hasa aur bola.
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Format kiya par virus nahi gaya.
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Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka ho gya Dhoka" .
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya.
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Student:- "yar ghar se books k liye paise mangwaye the, .
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gharwalo ne books he bhej di.
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Phone Baja… Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.
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Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena.
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Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo

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