Amazing Jokes of the Day

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Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha.
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?? Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale".
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Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai.
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Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.
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Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata Chale ?? Master Shocks Student Rock.


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Main bahut roya jab muje pata chala ki main 2 subject me fail ho gya .
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Main bahut hsa jab muje pata chala ki mera dost 4 subject me fail ho gya.
Dukh me hamesha dost hi to kaam aata hai.


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Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chhidkne ki adat gai nai .
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wife: kyo kya huwa .
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Husband: aaj phir se puch raha tha, k Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na

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Flight me Pilot ne announce kia : 'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
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Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola : 'Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga.
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Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.
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Bachcha bola : 'Tujhe badi jaldi hai Kamini.
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suna nahi ? Woh pehle chai piyega.
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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya.
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Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho.
par kya tumhare baap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? .
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- .
Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai.
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Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? dowry is crime

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2 Kism Ki Ladkiyon Ke Peeche Na Bhago.
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1 - Jis Ke Peeche Main Hoon Kyunki Wo Tumse Set Nahin Hogi.
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2 - Jis Ke Peeche Main Nahin hoon Kyunki Jo Mujhse Set Nahin Hui.
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Wo Tum Se Kya GHANTA Hogi

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Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber.
I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy.
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Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband.
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Sell him on OLX.
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