Super Funny Jokes Must Read

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Mobile General Mode Pe Hona Chahiye.
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Silent Mode Pe To Apna "PM" Bhi Hai.
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Height of shakkk ! HusBand: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or dher sara pyaar karunga.
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Biwi: Uske baaad kahan muh maarne ka iraada hai?

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Boy 1:" tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor di.
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Boy 2:" haan Boy 1:" daru bhi chhor diya.
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Boy 1:" Jua bhi chhor diya.
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Boy 2:" haan!! Boy 1:" abey to shaadi kyu nahi ki usse ???? .
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Boy 2:" yaar itna sudhar gya tha k usse achhi mil gyi aur usey chhor diya.
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MUSAFIR: Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge ?? Pappu: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To.
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MUSAFIR: Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga.
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Pappu:- lassi le aaya.
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Musafir Ne 5 Lote Lassi Peeney Ke Baad Pappu Se Pucha:- Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nai Peeta ?? .
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Pappu: Peetey To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha.
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aur usi me mar gya tha.
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Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara .
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Pappu Rote Hue Bola:- "Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya.
Ab Hum TOILET mein kya lekar jayenge.
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How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years:-- Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes.
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After 3 YRS:-- Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS:-- Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
· · After 40 YRS:-- Agarbatti.
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English Quiz Contest by his Terrific Reply.
Q: "What is the Opposite of 'BARCELONA'? .
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FEKU: 'ANDAR SE DO NA'!.
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A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied: We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4 We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.
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