Garmi se bachne ka aasan tarika

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Garmi se bachne ka aasan tarika . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agar pata lag jaye to muje b batana Maa kasam bahot garmi lag rahi hai

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Wife called hubby in office .. Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ? Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ... Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ? Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it .. (After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ? Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

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A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of . . . . " HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI " Ladka dost se : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Ladka: saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai

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apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se . . . 10% sukh milta hai . . girl friend ko apni kamai ka . . . 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai . . . paisa apka faisla apka . . . Jago grahak jago.

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GIRLS POEM.. Husband hamara aisa ho.. pocket me jiske paisa ho.. . lambi jiski hight ho.. Gusse ka wo light ho.. Jab saas se meri fight ho, kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho.

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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na.. =))

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Exams Life... 9am:"Wake-up .. 10am:"Breakfast .. 11am:"Thinking 2 score 80% .. 12am:"Watch TV .. 1pm:"Lunch .. 2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimag set hoga .. .. 4pm:"Games .. 5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60% .. 6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ?? .. 8pm:"Searching books. .. 9pm:"Dinner .. 10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi.. .. 11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... .. 12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga..

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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayior boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??" Superb Answer . . . . . BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo

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After Valentines day - . . . GF = Where R u.? BF = I'm At "Bank" . . . GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress. BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK. " KHOON PIYEGI KHOON.?"

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