Husband:"Hamari 10th Aniverasry par Me Tumhe ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le Jaaunga

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Husband:"Hamari 10th Aniverasry par Me Tumhe.
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ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le Jaaunga .
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Wife:"Wow.
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Aur 25th Aniversary Par.
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Husband:"Tumhe Wapas Lene Aaunga.
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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , .
tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai .
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sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr.
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Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? .
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principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga.
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Boy- Aaj accident hua,uff Marte- Marte bacha hu.
Dad- Tumhari hi galti hogi.
Maa- Beta thik to ho na? Sis- Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi? Bro- Yaar dhayanse chalaya kar.
Lover- Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal nahi.
& Frnd- ? ? Ohh shit yaar.
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TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-Milte reh gaye.
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Moral-Dost hote hi kamine hai

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Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai ? .
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss ;* .
Girl: Aur us dress ka? .
Shopkeepr: Sirf 10 Kiss ;-> .
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Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, BiLL papa Degi.
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Na back ki parwah, Na concept koi clear hain.
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Na job ki tension, na future ka fear hain.
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Table par books ki jagah kingfisher ki beer hain.
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C ya Java nahi chatting apna career hain.
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Yahan koi Einstien nahi, Yahan sab Shakespeare hain, Late night study ki jagah movies ke premier hain, Phir bhi yaaro hum future ke Engineer Hain

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Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.
? Banta: Bad.
Interviewer: Come Banta: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly? Banta: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI Banta: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja.
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chup ho ja.
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chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja.
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bolta ja.
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bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out Banta: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja banta: mere bete bolta reh Interviewer: U are rejected Banta: I m selected.
Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra hayo rabba!!

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Boy: I want 2 kiss u.
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Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
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Boy: Allah tala ke fazalo karam sekhuda ka ye nek banda mohtarma ko arzu-e- fitrat se be- inteha chumna chahta hai.
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Girl Shock- Boys Rocks.
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Wife asked her husband to describe her.
Husband said, "you're A B C D EF G H I J K".
Wife asked, "what does that mean.
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?? The husband said," Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Fairly Gorgeous and Hot" She said, "oh, that's so lovely, what about I J K.
? He said, "I'm Just Kidding".
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