Showing posts with label Whatsapp Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatsapp Jokes. Show all posts
Happy Women's Week
Thursday, 6 March 2014
Hi, did u get da bag I left in front of ur door? Couldn't cum in, I was in a hurry. It was a bag full of prayers, hugs, smiles, luv & care.
Being a woman is a blessing from God.
We women are strong,and are not so easily broken by circumstances of life.u cry in your hearts Yet u retain beautiful smiles on your facesu are over comers There's no situation that u can not handle People hate u . .Men leave u. . .But u still remain strong and more beautiful u are like roses that stay red forever, that will never dry.So come on Ladies, celebrate this week..... The world is urs,
Cheers
Send this to all your favourite Girls
Happy women's week
A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :
she changes her name,
changes her home,
leaves her family,
moves in with you,
builds a home with you,
gets pregnant for you,
pregnancy changes her body,
she gets fat,
almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,
even the kids she delivers bear your name.
Till the day she dies...
everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.....sometimes at the cost of her own health , hobbies and beauty.
so who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, coz it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless * .
Happy womens week.
Rock the world ladies.
Being a woman is a blessing from God.
We women are strong,and are not so easily broken by circumstances of life.u cry in your hearts Yet u retain beautiful smiles on your facesu are over comers There's no situation that u can not handle People hate u . .Men leave u. . .But u still remain strong and more beautiful u are like roses that stay red forever, that will never dry.So come on Ladies, celebrate this week..... The world is urs,
Cheers
Send this to all your favourite Girls
Happy women's week
A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :
she changes her name,
changes her home,
leaves her family,
moves in with you,
builds a home with you,
gets pregnant for you,
pregnancy changes her body,
she gets fat,
almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,
even the kids she delivers bear your name.
Till the day she dies...
everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.....sometimes at the cost of her own health , hobbies and beauty.
so who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, coz it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless * .
Happy womens week.
Rock the world ladies.
Whatsapp Jokes
Sunday, 2 March 2014
Exam was going on in a hall
Everyone was going to fail
Supervising teacher was strict nd was roaming throughout the hall
No one could copy
Banta wrote something on a paper nd gave it 2 d teacher
D teacher sat on d chair in 1 corner nd did not get up
Everyone copied nicely
After exam Santa asked Banta dat what did he write on d paper
Banta said, " aapki salwar piche se fati hui hai" For the first time presenting intelligent Banta @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@ Santa ki wife bacche ki potty test karwane gayi
Dr : Yeh potty nahi halwa hai
Biwi- Ek phone karlu?? Dr : Kyun? Biwi : Unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai
!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@ A Rabbit ๐๐Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs
While a Turtle ๐ขDoesn't Run Does Nothing
Yet lives for 300 yrs
Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well
;) Baba Aaramdev Guudd wali sweet mng
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Sindhi full baarish mei ek Doctor ke paas gaya: Wadi saiin
ghar parr check-u p ki kya fees hai ? Doctor: 300/- Sindhi : Phir jaldi chalo Dr
Sahab
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono sindhi ke ghar pahuch gaye
Doc: Mareez kahan hai ? Sindhi : Mareez-wareez koi nahin hai baba
Muwaa taxi-wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha, aap 300/- mein le aaye
Sindhi rocks, Doctor shocked
๐๐ THE WORLD OF SINDHI
PLS FRWD SINDHIS
Everyone was going to fail
Supervising teacher was strict nd was roaming throughout the hall
No one could copy
Banta wrote something on a paper nd gave it 2 d teacher
D teacher sat on d chair in 1 corner nd did not get up
Everyone copied nicely
After exam Santa asked Banta dat what did he write on d paper
Banta said, " aapki salwar piche se fati hui hai" For the first time presenting intelligent Banta @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@ Santa ki wife bacche ki potty test karwane gayi
Dr : Yeh potty nahi halwa hai
Biwi- Ek phone karlu?? Dr : Kyun? Biwi : Unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai
!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@ A Rabbit ๐๐Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs
While a Turtle ๐ขDoesn't Run Does Nothing
Yet lives for 300 yrs
Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well
;) Baba Aaramdev Guudd wali sweet mng
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Joke@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Sindhi full baarish mei ek Doctor ke paas gaya: Wadi saiin
ghar parr check-u p ki kya fees hai ? Doctor: 300/- Sindhi : Phir jaldi chalo Dr
Sahab
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono sindhi ke ghar pahuch gaye
Doc: Mareez kahan hai ? Sindhi : Mareez-wareez koi nahin hai baba
Muwaa taxi-wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha, aap 300/- mein le aaye
Sindhi rocks, Doctor shocked
๐๐ THE WORLD OF SINDHI
PLS FRWD SINDHIS
What a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and wine
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive
" "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman
"I hvnt had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight
The homeless woman was astounded
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting
" The woman replied, "That's okay
It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and wine
"
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive
" "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman
"I hvnt had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight
The homeless woman was astounded
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting
" The woman replied, "That's okay
It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and wine
"
Aaj pagal day he
Aaj pagal day he
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko
milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho
jaata hai..
(^_^)
00:01
(“_”)
00:02
(+_+)
00:03
(‘_”)
00:04
(*_*)
00:05
Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se
hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
fwd to all ur pagal frnds
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko
milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho
jaata hai..
(^_^)
00:01
(“_”)
00:02
(+_+)
00:03
(‘_”)
00:04
(*_*)
00:05
Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se
hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
fwd to all ur pagal frnds
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