Husband: Meri wife gum ho gayee hai

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya he.....main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu..
Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye,
Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon.
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Ek pati patni me jhagda ho gaya aur pati baahar chala gaya
Pati phone pe: khaane me kya hai?
Patni gusse me: Zeher
Pati: yum khaakar so jaana, mujhe aana mein late ho jaayega!!!
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Husband: Meri wife gum ho gayee hai
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai, police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijyega khusi me samajh nahin aa raha kidhr jau?
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"
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