One of our politicians visited another American politician's house.

Best finisher award in IPL 2013 goes to


Sreesanth


To finish his career in style!!!!

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HEIGHT OF BATAMEEZI:
Phone rings..tring tring..
Boy: hello chintu hai.?
Gal: nahi hai..
B: mujhe ek mauka do,jarur ho jayega!!!!

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Santa : Mai to duvidha main phas gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nahin hoti

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Thought of the day....



Smile to at least one unknown person while walking.



So that he forgets his problem & starts thinking..... "Aakhir yeh tha kaun? "=))
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Ek ladka Dusre Se- Yeh Sukh, Shanti or Sukunkya hota hai ??
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Dusra ladka:- Pata Nahi Bhai, Mein bhi engineer hu

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Madam ne kaha QATAR mein aayein

Madam ne kaha QATAR mein aayein

Humne kaha

Pehle wahan ka VISA to dilaayein

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One of our politicians visited another American politician's house.

The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- "itnaa accha ghar kaise?"

American politician : "wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?"

Indian politician : "Haan"

American politician : "10% usme se":

Then...American politician visited the indian politician's house---

which was even better.American : "itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?"

Indian : "wo samne bridge dikh rahahai?"

American : "Nahi"

Indian : "hahaha.."


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Dr: Which soap do u use?
Pappu: Bajrang da Neem wala sabun,

Dr: Which paste?
Pappu: Bajrang da Ayurvedic paste,

Dr: Shampoo?
Pappu: Bajrang da Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Pappu: Bajrang da Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your country?

Pappu: No Dr.,
Bajrang is my room-mate....

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