A negro boarded a bus wth hiz son, conductor said

A negro boarded a bus wth hiz son, conductor said-


itni gandi shakal ka baccha maine aaj tak nahi dekha !
Negro gets angry bt sayz nothing n takes a seat near santa.

Santa- u look angry wat happened ?
Negro- d conductor insulted me !

Santa- to maar saale ko, la apna bandar mujhe pakda de
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Thought 4 d ' Romantic Monsoon'

Avoid meeting ur girlfriend during Monsoon..
Otherwise ,.U will make her.......'


Mom-Soon'

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Height of revenge:

After being rejected by her, Boy started driving rickshaw in her street and now.... He rejected her everyday..!!
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Women talk too much, but that's no problem for men, bcoz the male ear is selective!

When d woman says:
"This house is a mess, Honey.
You and I need to clean this!
Your stuff is all on the floor,
And you will be without clothes
if you don't wash them now!!!"

The male ear only understands:
bla,bla,bla,bla, Honey
bla,bla,bla,bla You and I
bla,bla,bla,bla, on the floor
bla,bla,bla,bla, without clothes
bla,bla,bla,bla, Now!!!
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Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,
I can
hear it in the kitchen
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.
. .
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Husband:
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.
. .
I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena...
I'm
watching tennis

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Chupke se bheja tha humne ek gulab use
.
.
.
Khushbu ne sare shaher me tamasha bana diya..

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Funniest question asked by Sunny Leone



Where is TRIAL ROOM?

;-);-);-P
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Life is too Short
So Plz don't Waste Ur Time in Removing Pendrive Safely...

.
.
Ghyaycha kadhun tasach khachkan!!
Kaay nay hot
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Sindhi Lady:"Hey fruitwalay baba,
give me some potatoes fever

Fruitwala :"Oo Munjhi Maao
'potatoes fever' Cha thindo aahe ??

Sindhi Lady :"Oo maye Gaad,
you Illiterate people,
potatoes fever means

"Aaloo Bukhara"
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HUSBAND: Darling, remember 25 years ago I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 yr old sexy girl. Now I own a luxurious centrally a/c bungalow, 4 LED TVs and a limousine but I sleep with a 50 yr old woman

WIFE: Dont worry. Just find yourself a 25 yr old sexy woman and I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and cycle in no time....!!

Wife Rocks..
Husband Shocks

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Mere PYAR ki to honi hi thi ENDING

Qki jiss SMS mein maine likhkar bheja tha I LOVE YOU

Wo uski shaadi tak pada raha PENDING

:D:D