A boy romantically told his Gf "i can see the whole world in your eyes".

 
Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

Helper required..

Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!!
:-):-)
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Thought for the day
" KAAM UTNA KARO KI SALARY JYADA LAGE"
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A boy romantically told his Gf..
"i can see the whole world in your eyes".
A Mumbaikar passing-by asked.."Arey Sakinaka pe traffic hai kya dekh na pls.."
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Police asked the Thief: Why u went to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice

Women u know

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Breaking News

Traders have called off the LBT Strike

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They realised that paying the Taxes is comparatively a better option than staying home with WIVES !!!

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Behind every successful man there is a woman

We all know but if you want more success increase d number of womans..

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A foreigner was caught for a traffic violation...
Mumbai Police Hawaldar:(with ball-pen) paavti banana padega re baba...
Tujha naav kaay?what name...?

FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz...

Hawaldar: Barobar hai, dusri baar sambhaalneka, jaao abhi

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1 kaam kar yaar

Tu

Iss

Message

Ko

Delete

Kar

De

Isme

Kuch

Nahin

Hai

:-P
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Jiss tarah ek macchar ko maarne se aap shikari nahin ban jaaoge

Thik ussi tarah ek do sms bhejne se aap bhikari nahin ban jaoge

:-P..chal msg bhej

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If the new Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif,

our PM is

Na-awaz Na-Sharif..!


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"A Towel can make Your Career " Ranbeer kapoor

"A Towel can Destroy your career" - Shreesanth

"U can make Career without a Towel "- Sunny Leon;-

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